After breakfast I decide to start my day out at The Junior
Fight Ring. I get there about a half hour
before opening bell and the stands are about a third full of the usual blood
thirsty females anxious to observe some violence, but when word gets out that I
have arrived the stands begin to fill up pretty quick. JFR management, always happy to see me,
brings me my usual cocktails at my usual ring side chair.
Around noon, the loudspeaker crackles into life.
“LADIES AND ISHMAEL!
WELCOME TO THE JUNIOR FIGHT RING!”
A cheer goes up from the crowd.
“ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST BOUT?”
“YES!!!” Comes the
response.
“I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
“YES!!!” They scream
louder.
“I STILL CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
“YYYEEESSS!!!” The
women gathered in the stands around me all scream at the top of their lungs. I, as usual, remain the silent observer.
“NOW APPROACHING THE RING….IN THE YELLOW PANTIES…..ANDREA!”
Ooohhh, the cute little red head is taking part in the first
bout of the day! She’s only been here a
little while but she’s been making a pretty decent name for herself. She trots down the aisle and gets a HUGE grin
when she sees me sitting at ringside. She runs over to hop into my lap for the
traditional pre fight lap dance and make out session. The crowd eats it up.
She finally dismounts me and climbs into the ring, going to
the opposite corner as per JFR protocol, at which point her introduction
continues.
“ANDREA IS 18 YEARS OLD!
HER PRO RECORD STANDS AT 17 WINS…8 LOSSES…AND 1 KILL!”
The long haired red head gets a pretty decent cheer.
“AND NOW…APPROACHING THE RING…IN THE BLUE AND GREEN STRIPED
PANTIES…..JEANNIE!”
The crowd lets out a low groan interspersed with boos and
hisses. Jeannie has never won a fight in
her entire life, as far as I know, but she still somehow considers herself a
great combatant. She Strolls down the
aisle quickly, showing nothing but confidence, and shouts at a few of the spectators
who are heckling her as she makes her way down to the fighting ring.
“YOU SUCK!”
“BOOOOOO!”
“WASTE OF SPACE!!!”
Somehow Jeannie still makes it to the end of the aisle, and,
just as Andrea is, her face lights up when she sees me and she runs over to hop
into my lap.
“I’m gonna WASTE this fucking butch just for you baby!” She says as she begins to kiss me. She is a cute girl, and I wouldn’t mind
rewarding her with sex if she ever emerged victorious from a fight, but somehow
I doubt it’s going to be today.
When she climbs through the ropes she and Andrea take a
couple steps towards each other and Jeannie continues her brave shit talking.
“I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!”
She shouts at her ginger haired opponent, who just sneers at her with
clear unbridled contempt. Finally
Jeannie turns with a huff and goes to her corner, turns, and relaxes against
the ropes. I have to hand it to her,
after all the NASTY beatings I’ve seen her take, she always shows back up again
a little while later. Sometimes I wonder if she’s just some kind of masochist.
“JEANNIE IS 21 YEARS OLD!
HER PRO RECORD STANDS AT 0 WINS….45 LOSSES….AND 0 KILLS!”
The crowd’s booing and heckling intensifies.
“FUCK YOU STUPID BITCHES!
I’LL WASTE ANY FUCKING ONE OF YOU!”
Jeannie screams out at the unseen women taunting her from the darkened
stands. Andrea just stands there with
her arms crossed, clearly unimpressed by her opponent.
DING!
DING! DING!
The girls walk out of their corners and approach the center
of the ring. Jeannie raises her fists
and so does Andrea. They begin to
circle. After the first time around
Jeannie steps forward and throws a sad little punch that Andrea deflects with
her left forearm, immediately giving her a punch in the ribs.
THUD!!!
“OOOOHHHHH!!!”
Jeannie moans in pain and drops to her knees. Andrea quickly snatches her by the ponytail,
holds her face upturned and drills her quickly in the face.
THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!
Blood sprinkles the canvas, and then Andrea gives her one last
blast in the face, letting go of her pony tail at the same time.
SPLAT!!! Jeannie’s
body hits the canvas, spread eagled and twitching. She is out cold! Andrea slowly circles her victim, taking a
second to adjust the waistband of her panties.
“FUCK HER UP! FUCK HER UP! FUCK HER UP! FUCK HER UP!” The ruthless crowd chants as Andrea regards
her downed opponent. Finally she gives the prone girl a nasty stomp to the
crotch that makes her whole body jerk while she spits out a fresh spray of
blood.
PLUD!!! Jeannie comes
to with a loud yelp of pain. She rolls
over and starts to scramble away on her hands and knees, suddenly remembering she’s
in a fight. Andrea calmly chases her and
grabs her pony tail again.
“Get up!” She
commands. Jeannie whimpers and sobs.
“Ohhhhh please….I give! I give!”
“That’s not how this works bitch!” Andrea responds and gives her a SAVAGE knee
to the crotch.
POP!!! Jeannie’s eyes
widen and she is lifted up a full foot off the canvas from the nasty impact
before crumpling to the ground again.
“PATHETIC!” Andrea
howls and quickly drops onto her, straddling her at the crotch. She raises both fists…
THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!
The crowd goes WILD as Andrea literally erases Jeannie’s face
with a BRUTAL two fist pummeling. Blood
splatters everywhere as Jeannie’s limp body twitches and jerks.
THUD! THUD! THUD!
DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!
Andrea pays no attention to the warning bell and continues
tenderizing what’s left of Jeannie’s face.
THUD! THUD! THUD!
And then two City Moderators rush into the ring and pull the
red head off her helpless victim. Andrea
reluctantly lets them pull her up off her victim. One holds her back while the other checks to
make sure the demolished jobber is still breathing. I see Jeannie’s legs twitching slightly, then
one of the moderators waves Andrea in.
“FINISH HER!”
Andre calmly walks over and dispatches Jeannie with a final
stomp to the face. Her body lurches once
and goes limp. The “fight” is over. Andrea places a foot on Jeannie’s stomach and
raises her arms victoriously.
“HERE IS YOUR WINNER…ANDREA!”
I climb into the ring to kiss the winner of the match, and
then we go back to The Trophy Room for more celebration of her easy win. In know Andrea couldn’t possibly be satisfied
from such a one sided bout. She will probably
be wanting to go to Catfight Cavern for another fight once I have finished
rewarding her.
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