Friday, January 8, 2021

8-3-2474 Alyssa vs. Brandi

 

Alyssa vs. Brandi

(Catfight Cavern)

 


I decide once again to close my day out at Catfight Cavern.  As usual I announce my intentions to take home the winner.  This increases the excitement level for the final bout substantially.  Midge and Madge are there to do color commentary.  I take my seat next to the mat and am brought a gin n tonic. 

 

“LADIES AND ISHMAEL!  THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE FINAL FIGHT OF THE EVENING!”   

 

A loud cheer goes up from the sold out arena full of bloodthirsty women.

 

“NOW APPROACHING THE MAT…IN THE WHITE FLORAL PRINT PANTIES…..ALYSSA!!!”

 

The crowd erupts into boos and hisses as the young blonde jobber strolls confidently down the aisle towards the large blue fighting mat.  She seems unphased by the ridicule she is receiving from the crowd.  She stops to kiss me before taking her place in her corner of the mat.

 


“ALYSSA IS 18 YEARS OLD!  SHE HAS 4 WINS, 12 LOSSES AND 0 KILLS!!!”

 

“BOOOO!!!”

 

“HHHSSSSSS!!!”

 

“YOU SUCK!”

 

Alyssa looks excited to fight as she waits in her corner, and pays no attention to the jeers of the crowd. 

 

“AND NOW… APPROACHING THE MAT…IN THE WHITE PANTIES WITH RED HEARTS AND WHITE SOCKS….BRANDI!”

 

MADGE: “Damn, she’s taking on Brandi with that shitty record?  She’s either really brave or just plain stupid.”

 

The crowd explodes with cheers and applause as the red haired Brandi walks quickly down the aisle.  She just stoops to give me a kiss, just barely brushing my crotch with hers as she presses into me for a kiss. 

 

“Keep it hard for me baby, I’m gonna put this bitch down FAST.” 

 

She trots up onto the mat and goes to her corner.

 

“BRANDI IS 19 YEARS OLD!  HER PRO RECORD STANDS AT 47 WINS…13 LOSSES…AND 8 KILLS!”

 


“BRANDI! BRANDI! BRANDI! BRANDI!”  The crowd chants her name as the girls glare at each other, waiting for the bell to ring.

 


 

DING! DING! DING!

 


MIDGE: “There’s the bell!  They’re circling. ..”

 

THUD!!!

 


MADGE:  “Damn!!! Right in the face!  Alyssa's hurt!  She's stumbling!  SHE'S DOWN!….OOOOH  Brandi’s got her!

 


THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!

 

MADGE: “Alyssa is taking a nasty beating!  Her legs are twitching.  OOOOHHHH! SHE’S PISSED HERSELF….and she’s……OUT!!!!”

 


DING! DING! DING!

 

“HERE IS YOUR WINNER….BRANDI!!!!!”

 

MIDGE:  “Well that wasn’t much of a fight after all.  Brandi taking her victory pose on her finished off opponent….Here comes Ishmael to kiss the winner and escort her back to her place.”

 

MADGE:  “Well Brandi didn’t even break a sweat pulverizing Alyssa.  My bet is she’ll be spoiling for another fight tonight.”

 

 

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