I decide once again to close my day out at Catfight
Cavern. As usual I announce my
intentions to take home the winner. This
increases the excitement level for the final bout substantially. Midge and Madge are there to do color
commentary. I take my seat next to the
mat and am brought a gin n tonic.
“LADIES AND ISHMAEL!
THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE FINAL FIGHT OF THE EVENING!”
A loud cheer goes up from the sold out arena full of bloodthirsty
women.
“NOW APPROACHING THE MAT…IN THE WHITE FLORAL PRINT
PANTIES…..ALYSSA!!!”
The crowd erupts into boos and hisses as the young blonde jobber
strolls confidently down the aisle towards the large blue fighting mat. She seems unphased by the ridicule she is
receiving from the crowd. She stops to
kiss me before taking her place in her corner of the mat.
“ALYSSA IS 18 YEARS OLD!
SHE HAS 4 WINS, 12 LOSSES AND 0 KILLS!!!”
“BOOOO!!!”
“HHHSSSSSS!!!”
“YOU SUCK!”
Alyssa looks excited to fight as she waits in her corner,
and pays no attention to the jeers of the crowd.
“AND NOW… APPROACHING THE MAT…IN THE WHITE PANTIES WITH RED
HEARTS AND WHITE SOCKS….BRANDI!”
MADGE: “Damn, she’s taking on Brandi with that shitty
record? She’s either really brave or
just plain stupid.”
The crowd explodes with cheers and applause as the red haired
Brandi walks quickly down the aisle. She
just stoops to give me a kiss, just barely brushing my crotch with hers as she
presses into me for a kiss.
“Keep it hard for me baby, I’m gonna put this bitch down
FAST.”
She trots up onto the mat and goes to her corner.
“BRANDI IS 19 YEARS OLD!
HER PRO RECORD STANDS AT 47 WINS…13 LOSSES…AND 8 KILLS!”
“BRANDI! BRANDI! BRANDI! BRANDI!” The crowd chants her name as the girls glare
at each other, waiting for the bell to ring.
DING! DING! DING!
MIDGE: “There’s the bell!
They’re circling. ..”
THUD!!!
MADGE: “Damn!!! Right in the face! Alyssa's hurt! She's stumbling! SHE'S DOWN!….OOOOH Brandi’s got her!
THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!
MADGE: “Alyssa is taking a nasty beating! Her legs are twitching. OOOOHHHH! SHE’S PISSED HERSELF….and
she’s……OUT!!!!”
DING! DING! DING!
“HERE IS YOUR WINNER….BRANDI!!!!!”
MIDGE: “Well that
wasn’t much of a fight after all. Brandi
taking her victory pose on her finished off opponent….Here comes Ishmael to
kiss the winner and escort her back to her place.”
MADGE: “Well Brandi
didn’t even break a sweat pulverizing Alyssa.
My bet is she’ll be spoiling for another fight tonight.”
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