I arrive back in the
city just in time for what is sure to be a juicy grudge match between two of my
favorite girlfriends: Helena and
Raija. I was there two months ago when
Helena demolished Raija in a brawl at The Mat Room. The indignant Raija has challenged the
brunette to a rematch at The Poison Lair, and although it is not a scheduled
death match, both girls are hoping they can score a clean kill tonight. I get there just in time to see the blood
getting cleaned off the canvas from the last fight. It is only a few minutes before the fighters
will be announced.
“LADIES AND ISHMAEL…FOR
OUR NEXT FIGHT…A SCHEDULED GRUDGE MACH CHALLENGE!!!”
The crowd burst into
excited cheers.
“IN THIS CORNER....IN
THE BLUE PANTIES AND WRESTLING BOOTS…HELENA!!!”
Helena relaxes
calmly against the turnbuckle as the crowd cheers.
“HELENA IS 18 YEARS
OLD! HER PRO RECORD STANDS AT 8 WINS, 5
LOSSES AND 0 KILLS!”
“AND IN THIS CORNER…HER
OPPONENT…IN THE LIGHT BLUE PANTIES AND MATCHING SOCKS…RAIJA!!!”
The sexy blonde
brawler gives me a wink and licks her lips as her intro is called out.
“RAIJA IS ALSO 18
YEARS OLD! HER PRO RECORD STANDS AT 5
WINS, 3 LOSSES AND 0 KILLS!!!”
Both girls are
relative newcomers and neither has gained much of a following yet, but the crowd
goes nuts anyway, as they love a good grudge fight, especially between two
evenly matched fighters, as these two appear to be.
DING! DING! DING!
The two 18 year old
girls charge out of their corners towards the center of the ring. Raija raises
her fists, ready to engage in a fist fight.
Helena simply brings her right arm up and catches the blonde across the
neck with a clothesline, taking her straight down.
THUD!!! Raija’s body
hits the canvas hard. Helena lifts a
foot to stomp her in the face, but the blonde manages to roll out of the way
just in time. Helena howls with rage and
reaches down grabbing Raija by the her bangs.
She starts to peel her off the canvas.
THUD!!!
Raija give Helena a quick
jab to the crotch as she is pulled up.
“UNGH!!!” Helena grunts in pain but doesn’t let go,
instead pulling Raija into a knee to the midsection.
“OOF!!” Raija wraps
her arms around her attacker and presses her body in, trying to throw Helena
off balance. Desperately the two young
women stumble around the ring grasping each other tightly, moaning loudly as
they try to gain control of the fight.
Their bodies slam into the ropes.
Helena seems to be gaining control.
She presses Raija against the ropes and starts to put one of her feet on
the bottom rope for leverage.
“AIIIEEEE!!!” Helena
shrieks in agony as Raija suddenly grabs one of her boobs and squeezes, drawing
blood almost immediately.
CRACK!!! She gives her
blonde attacker a savage slap to the face and Raija is sent floundering
away. Helena takes a few steps back to
purvey the situation. Raija stumbles into
the corner of the ring and clings to the turnbuckle to keep from falling. Helena starts to move in on her, but
hesitates, and backs up. Raija shales
her head and staggers out of the corner.
Both girls look a little scared now as they raise their fists. They take deep nervous breaths as they slowly start
to circle in the center of the ring, fists up and ready.
“FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!”
CRACK! Raija throws the first punch and Helena’s
head is thrown back, crimson droplets sparkling in the lights.
THUD!! Helena quickly
retaliates, throwing a wild haymaker that catches the blonde in the side of the
head. She nearly goes down but manages
to stay on her feet and moves in for the attack.
THUD! THUD! THUD!
THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! The two teenage
fighters engage in a furious fist fight for several seconds, bruising and
bloodying each other instantly, then their sweaty bodies slap together and they
quickly grasp each other by the hair and waistbands. They are exhausted. At any moment it looks like one or both of
them could collapse to the canvas. They
stumble around, locked in each other’s grips for almost a full minute to the
chants of the bloodthirsty crowd.
“FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!”
THUD!!! Helena
suddenly makes a move, lifting her knee up hard into Raija’s crotch.
“GLURK!!!” The wounded blonde spits out a glob of blood
as she is lifted off her feet from the force of the blow. She drops to her knees. Helena brings her open hand back far…
CRACK!!! And slaps Raija
in the face with all her might sending her sprawling to her belly on the
canvas. Raija scrambles away on her
hands and knees, turning when she gets a few feet away, but Helena is right there
and boots her in the crotch.
“OOOhhhhhh!!!” Raija moans loudly and tries to scoot backwards
away on her butt, but Helena calmly stalks her then suddenly circles around
behind the whimpering blonde and grabs her by the ponytail.
“GET UP! I’M GONNA
FINISH YOU OFF NOW!” Helena announces. Raija
moans in agony and terror as she is pulled up off the canvas and to her knees. She flails her arms about and tries to crawl
away but Helena has a tight hold on her and reigns her in like a leashed
dog. “GET UP!” Helena screams again,
hauling her victim up to her feet and walking her into the corner of the ring. She spins Raija around and slams her into the
turnbuckles with a loud thud that shakes the whole ring. She places one booted foot on the bottom rope
and presses herself up chest to chest with Raija. She delivers a couple quick slaps to the face
to rouse the stunned blonde back into the fight. Raija starts to shake her head groggily. Helena dismounts and backs up a couple steps,
now raising her fists, challenging Raija to continue the brawl. Raija shakily pitches forward, stumbles a
bit, then miraculously raises her own fists.
She still has a little bit of fight left! The roar of the crowd has silenced enough
that I can hear the ragged heavy breathing of the two exhausted fighters. They circle each other warily, then after a
couple rotations they step in to start trading punches once again.
CRACK THUD CRACK!
The two 18 year old enemies wallop each other pretty solidly in the face a
couple times each, then stumble backward.
Raija seems rejuvenated. Helena
is a little dazed. SWAT!!! Suddenly
Raija lashes out with one stockinged foot and nails Helena square in the chin,
sending her flying backward. Helena
drops to the canvas, spread eagled and almost unconscious. Raija pounces on her immediately, straddling
her stomach and begins pummeling Helena in the face with both fists
savagely.
THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!
After a merciless two fisted beating, Raija finally stops and
rests back on her butt, still straddling her defeated enemy. Thought there are no warning bells here,
Helena is still breathing and to execute her now would be a dirty kill, which
would result in Raija’s immediate imprisonment in Green Tower City Prison. Instead she raises her fists in victory,
showing off her small muscles to the ravenously exuberant spectators.
DING! DING! DING!
“Here is your winner: RAIJA!!! “
Raija looks a little stunned at her own victory. After resting for several moments, she stands
up and places a foot on her fallen foe to strike another victory pose. I climb through the ropes and go to her.
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